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    • volume one: yay area
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    • terf wars • spaces between
  • glossed over
    • lost & found
  • the spread
    • new in town
  • short fiction
    • for those who are near
  • advice
    • dear dolezal
  • games + puzzles
    • magic eye
    • m*a*s*h
  • issues
    • volume one: yay area
  • confessions
    • terf wars • spaces between
  • glossed over
    • lost & found
  • the spread
    • new in town
  • short fiction
    • for those who are near
  • advice
    • dear dolezal
  • games + puzzles
    • magic eye
    • m*a*s*h
volume one: yay area

volume one: yay area

featuring true confessions, pleasurable sensations, missed connections, lost & found, advice from Rachel Dolezal, and a Magic Eye puzzle.

⭐️ For Your Consideration: 25th Annual SF Zine Fest ⭐️

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new in town
the spread ➤ June 15, 2026

new in town

你好 Chinatown, hi SFMoMA, hi First Fridays, hello The Mission, hoy Makibeki, hi 8th & Folsom, boo! Halloween, hola Día de Muertos, hello City Lights, hello welcome Lumen Labs, hello

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for those who are near
short fiction ➤ June 12, 2026

for those who are near

We ride the Coast Starlight up to Portland, up the western edge of the country, through northern California and into Oregon.

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lost & found
glossed over ➤ June 14, 2026

lost & found

did you find a bag of dildos? did you lose a pair of socks? did you lose a bag of dildos? did you find a pair of socks?

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cootie catchers
games + puzzles ➤ June 27, 2026

cootie catchers

all that AND a bag of chips *snaps defiantly*

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volume two: my ghetto report card
issues ➤ June 27, 2026

volume two: my ghetto report card

our annual summer report cards . . . . we send a divorced snack dad to a polycule game night in emeryville . . . wait — is that 3rd grader in MS-13? a concerned neighbor’s investigation . . . and more and more and

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dear dolezal
advice ➤ June 12, 2026

dear dolezal

self-appointed columnist and Black appropriating activist Rachel Dolezal answers your questions with... more questions.

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magic eye
games + puzzles ➤ June 12, 2026

magic eye

oops. looks like i dropped something 😉

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terf wars • spaces between
confessions ➤ May 31, 2026

terf wars • spaces between

"I try to shake these thoughts and feelings so much but it’s hard..."

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m*a*s*h
games + puzzles ➤ June 12, 2026

m*a*s*h

fuck, marry, kill: devon sawa in now & then; devon sawa in little giants; devon sawa in casper

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all glory(hole) be to christ
cartoons ➤ June 27, 2026

all glory(hole) be to christ

look out whoever claims to be the Hanging with Mr. Cooper of political cartoon comedy strips! this ones a doozy — and when i say doozy i mean its blasphemous trash from hell

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  • advice
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